What?

This morning Ryan was all irritated with me that I moved the hand lotion (I didn't) and this action knocked his wedding ring off the table and now he can't find it. So I was to look for it since it was my fault that it was lost because I moved the hand lotion-- which if you saw my hands you would know that I have been no where near any hand lotion.

So basically I just ignored him and told him to have fun while he was single today. Carmella overheard and wanted to know what I was going to do to Daddy for losing his ring? Was I going to punish him? Spank him? (he wishes)Take his toys away? Make him clean the bathroom? I told her I was going to ignore him. She was understandably disappointed that I was not going to be more harsh with him.

On my way to taking Beau to school Ryan called to tell me that he found his ring.
Oh really? Where? I asked.
On my hand, he said.
Huh. Dead onion says what.